Not a bold statement to say I like to be caught up on entertainment news. TV Guide, Entertainment Weekly, the usual stuff. And so I can speak with some authority when I say I have found The Most Boring Entertainment News Headline of All Time:
I read that and thought, "Wow. It is not possible for me to care less about any aspect of this headline."
And then I thought, "There's someone out there reading this, and getting really excited."
This is why I Speak TV exists: To keep you from turning into them.